I probably get something like a half pound of useless crap in my mailbox each week (the real meatspace one) but you know what’s worse than that? Amongst all of the paper, I didn’t get the flyer warning that electricity was going to be cut early this morning up to 2pm. Nice, fun. And why? So they could make changes to the grid to accommodate the latest batch of frickin’ condos up the street, the ones who’ve been poisoning our lives since spring. Nice, fun.
Everyone reading my blog now has a free coupon valid for one chance to hit me upside the head if a specific condition is met; if you ever see me wearing a bluetooth headset as a fashion accessory. Hit me. Please.