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I had an encounter today in the metro, an encounter with BO. Major BO, insane BO, furiously potent BO, BO from hell spawned by Belzebub himself. BO that kills little old ladies, BO that renders dogs mad. BO that empties the car (wagon?), leaving only the poor retched soul it’s attached itself too, him and his 2 liters of 7Up. BO that then bleeds through the doors, wraps itself around the following car and starts making heads turn, who is it? where is it coming from? BO that crawls up the stairs after you when you get off at your station. BO that makes you write a post about it even though it’s fucking disgusting.