You HAVE GOT To Be Frickin’ Kidding ME (and other Oscar stuff)

[Adding things as I go]

Beyonce est en train de chanter en pseudo-français la chanson mise en nomination aux Oscars pour le film Les Choristes parce que tsé, on a pas assez de grandes chanteuses francophones, faut prendre une hiphopeuse des states. Non mais, y m’niaise tu là eux-autres?? C’était complètememt incompréhensible, elle aurait pu chanter en latin ou en pig latin que ca aurait pas fait moins de sens.

Complètement à l’opposé du class act Morgan Freeman qui a gagné le prix pour meilleur acteur de soutien.

Ah! Pi la couleur peut-tu être plus à chier?!? Rene Zellwegger et la plupart des femmes ont l’air “blanc fluorescent”, c’est épouvantable.

Glad Cate Blanchett won. She’s always great and plays such different characters. Plus she’s hot. And she’s an aussie.

I’m liking the big floor screen, and the idea of having some nominees on stage is pretty cool.

The singer from the Counting Crows just made it to number one on the all time worse aircut charts. Holy shit! He looks like hell.

W00t!! Un film de l’ONF, Ryan, viens de se faire un Oscar. :-D

Leo is so proud to be sleeping with Gisele Bundchen he makes her wear the sheets.

Zihi Zhang is hot. So is Natalie Portman. Yeah, yeah, they’re both too young. Sue me.

Fucking Beyonce! AGAIN!!

Annette Benning is very hot and classy and talented. There, balances out the age thing.

Jude Law is great. Glad Madonna’s ex stood up for him, even if he did look like an ass doing it.

I don’t like Hillary Swank but she gives good speeches (too long, but good). And have you ever seen a dress that looks so hot from behind and like such utter shiite from the front? She was the Karate Kid and she just won a second Oscar!! Huh.

Glad to see Gwyneth but wasn’t she supposed to be out of the movie business since having Coldplay’s Apple? (her spanish seems pretty good though)

Yess!!! Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind wins for best screenplay written for the screen. Sweet. Charlie Kaufman was even there and went on stage. Kate Winslet is gorgeous and she looks like such a fun/natural person when she yells at her friends at these things.

Sorry girls, seems like the hot latin guys weren’t there. No Javier Bardem, no Gael Ceglowsky.


Man is the best actor category strong! Jamie Foxx wins. Whodathunkit a couple of years ago? Hate the tattoo behind the head dude. Cool speech. Loved the “can’t wait to go to sleep” part.

Is it just me or are they showing Johnny Depp before every award?

Haven’t seen it so I don’t know if Million Dollar Baby deserves all those trophies but since Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman and probably Hillary Swank can all kick my ass I’ll say I’m happy with it. What’s with the voice of that producer?

Chris Rock was pretty good. ‘night.


zied February 27, 2005

T’as vu ca! J’avais tellement aime le film, et donc la chanson. Mais Beyonce m’a torture. Serieux, on disait qu’elle essayait de chanter en italien et non en Francias. Elle a tue la chanson. Merde !

Martine February 27, 2005

No Javier, No Gael. How could they do this to me?

Beyoncé overload. Bleurk. Pardon my French.

Kate Winslet is too thin now! Somebody feed her cake!

Renée Z is a ghost!

My advice to ladies: when you have small breasts, don’t wear a strapless dress that squeezes your boobs in half. Not pretty. 4 breasts are not better than 2 small ones, ok Renée? Sophie O? Gwyneth? Sandra Oh? Maggie Gyllenhaal?

lightspeedchick February 28, 2005

You’ve said most of the things I was thinking throughout, especially about Hilary’s dress (GAWD! what was that? Pis bleu marin?).

Good about Jude Law indeed.
I’m sorry Johnny didn’t win.

Oh, and it’s just “Beyoncé” now, is it? Poser. When she sang in French, I was curious as to how it sounded, but could only stand listening for about 10 seconds. Turned on the Playstation for the remainder.

I’ve never really seen Renée look hot like Kate, Cate or Natalie can, but yesterday, She. Looked. Hor-ren-dous. Pas regardable.

Karl Dubost February 28, 2005

De quoi vous parlez ? Il s’est passé quelque chose ?

Antoine February 28, 2005

Elle chantait en français ?? Ha bon!

Paolo February 28, 2005

Jude Law is a fine actor but I think you’ve missed the context of Rock’s jest.

If you want your movie to make money wait for the guy that’s going to put asses in the seats.

Tom Cruise does that over Law any day of the week. On the other hand Law has more potential to win an Oscar.

Besides, Sean Penn’s pompous retort left an insult of its own. He defended Jude Law but not Colin Farrell. Does that mean he thinks Farrell sucks? Of course, this ( is the only reason he defended him in the first place.

Patrick February 28, 2005

You’re right but actually, even though it was funny, I disliked that whole “wait for a star” bit. Wait for a star if you want to make bucket loads of money but not necessarily if you’re trying to make a good one and making the apology of using only big stars and only aiming for loads of money isn’t a good argument to me, even if only in jest.

Patrick February 28, 2005

Ah calvert!! J’viens de me rendre contre que j’ai oublier de submitter un commentaire. (ri pas MJ)

Antoine: En effet, si j’avais pas vu l’intro, je n’aurais jamais compris qu’elle chantais en français.

Rene did look like hell. It’s those “extreme yoga arms”, all tendons and bones. Eeesh. Just like Madonna and Calista Flockhart.

Kate is a bit on the thin side but not unhealthy thin, she did look at least as good before though.

Martine: LOL, good advice.

lightspeedchick February 28, 2005

Hehehe (je peux pas m’empêcher, j’ai vraiment ri).

nika February 28, 2005

i only noticed johnny myself.

Paolo February 28, 2005

“I disliked that whole ‘wait for a star’ bit. Wait for a star if you want to make bucket loads of money but not necessarily if you’re trying to make a good one and making the apology of using only big stars and only aiming for loads of money isn’t a good argument to me, even if only in jest.”

Oh come on Patrick. Don’t get too idealistic about the merits of good acting over the Hollywood money machine. If any of us cared that much about it we wouldn’t watch the Oscars and prattle on about who wore what, how they looked, and how happy/disgusted we are about who won an award.

The whole Academy Awards represents everything Rock was making fun of.

Essentially, two talented actors won awards last night for impersonations—Foxx and Blanchett. If that doesn’t sum up the whole sham, I don’t know what does. Why not laugh along. The alternative of taking it all seriously is just unthinkable.

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