This is f**cking hilarious!! A Simple Guide to the A-List Bloggers, I’m not even done reading it yet but I wanted to share the joy. (Note: Not funny to normal people, just bloggers. ;)
In the beginning was the Blog, and the Blog was with Dave, and the Blog was God. The same was in the beginning with Dave. All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life; and the life was the light of men. And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness (everyone but Dave) comprehended it not.