I prefer Vegas

  • Stock goes up almost uninterrupted all through July for no apparent reason.
  • Company announces all numbers for last quarter were achieved and are in progress from the same quarter the previous year.
  • Stock procedes to fall 9.5% in one day.
  • Following day stock gets part of it back, up 4.22%.

    Yeah, that makes sense. At least in Vegas you get free drinks from cute waitresses in skimpy outfits.


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