Who’s the Bigger Asshat, the Harley Rider or the Hummer Driver?

When I see Harley Davidsons on the weekend, I always assume that the drivers are, in fact, accountants and lawyers playing their own peculiar and expensive game of dress-up. It’s really only another small step to full-on drag.—Who’s the Bigger Asshat, the Harley Rider or the Hummer Driver?