Classless Blind Dickwad

When you steal someone’s umbrella from a bar’s coat rack during a storm, you’re showing how utterly classless you are.

When you steal someone’s umbrella from a bar’s coat rack at a private party where you’ve most likely spoken to and possibly even know the owner of the umbrella, you are an utterly classless dickwad.

When you steal MY umbrella from a bar’s coat rack at a private party where you’ve most likely spoken to ME and possibly even know ME, the owner of the mother fucking umbrella, you are an utterly classless dickwad and I hope you poked your eyes out when opening said umbrella.

6 Comments

julien May 21, 2006

considering it wasn’t even raining that hard at the end anyway, that’s pretty sad.

JonasParker May 23, 2006

Jesus H. Christ.

steph May 24, 2006

They were probably too drunk too remember? :)

Patrick May 24, 2006

Steph?? You still read blogs? :-p

steph May 24, 2006

You’re just too special :P

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