Three Things About The Oscars

  • Stewart was funny. Coulda been funnier, but pretty good.
  • George Clooney is cool.
  • Except for the pregnant ones, there are now officially no women left in hollywood who don’t weigh 10 to 25 pounds less than they should.


Martine March 6, 2006

I’m glad someone noticed how skinny the girls were… Even fleshy Salma looked minuscule last night. Thank god for Rachel Weiss and nursing Jennifer Gardner!

I don’t know if you noticed but there was a strange, “invisible” look going on as well, especially with the blond women like Kidman and Watts. Their hair and makeup were super pale and their flesh-colored dresses just made them look like they wanted to disappear. Yikes!

lightspeedchick March 6, 2006

Jessica Alba. There has to be an eating disease going on there.

Patrick March 6, 2006

They call it a disorder, not a disease ;). And don’t harp on Jessica, she’s still got her ass, contrary to some of the stick figures we saw.

Michel March 6, 2006

Oh, I’m assuming you’ve seen “Into the Blue,” then.

Patrick March 6, 2006

Nope. Fantastic Four I did see though.

Martine March 6, 2006

Alba’s arms were so skinny I was afraid holding the enveloppe would break them.

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