To everyone working in advertising, could you please* stop using cellphone or telephone rings in your commercial? That is all. Thank you for your time.
*Where by please I mean: Stop it you effing morons! Everyone is tired of doing a double take, thinking their own phone just rang. Stop it! Now! Fuckers!
And while you’re at it, get rid of the sound of oncoming, honking cars, especially in radio ads I am likely to listen to WHILE I’M DRIVING.
Finally, never use that most abhorred of sounds, i.e. the whiny sound of an alarm clock. That is sure to make me turn off the radio.