i.never.nu is written by Patrick Tanguay, a freelance web developer and consultant based in Montréal who also blogs pictures and design at Céboça, co-founded the coworking space Station C and is a founding trustee of The Awesome Foundation Montreal.
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Little Guy on the Left Shoulder: You’re money baby! You’re so money and you don’t even know it! Write about this shit man!
Slightly Unstable Guy in the Middle: hehehe
Little Guy on the Right Shoulder: Don’t do it man, it’s not your style. Plus, you’ll jinx it, you know you’ll jinx it! Don’t say anything.
SUGM: But..
LGRS: Don’t!
LGLS: Awww come on! Do it! Do it!
SUGM: Maybe just…
LGRS: DON’T! Don’t do it you stupid moron!
SUGM: Allright, allright! Jeeez!!
Funny / true article from SF Gate where once again a “blue state American” realizes how much Canada rules.
Canadians. So mellow. So laid back. So gay. So not producing any truly superlative modern-rock music or ultraviolent buddy-cop movies and not actively siccing Wal-Mart or Starbucks or Paris Hilton on the rest of the world like a goddamn cancer. They’re just so … nice. And boring. And calm. And solid. And friendly.
And they simply beat us senseless on the whole open-minded, progressive thing. Kicked our flag-wavin’ butts. Trounced our egomaniacal self-righteous selves and made the red states look even more foolish and backward than the whole world already knows them to be.
Good to read when going through winter. Did I mention I hate winter? I hate winter. No really, I do.
Why the f0ck does everyone feel obliged to play only f0cking christmas music all frickin’ month long?!? Aaarrrgh!!!
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